Almost Forgot

Not only am I going to law school; I also have a place to live when I get there! I got my housing assignment in the mail a few days ago. Guess I can throw out the refrigerator box now.

Next year, I will be living in the Gropius dorms, which I applied for based on the advice I got during the admitted students weekend. They’re a little small and they don’t look like much, but they’re cheap and I think they’ll make it easier to get to know people. It’ll certainly be a change from the apartment I had been renting in Cleveland for the last couple years of school. I’ll miss the private kitchen and bathroom, but really, during 1L year, how much time will I have for personal hygiene? And food? Psh. I plan to spend the summer fattening myself up in preparation for first semester. Living off my stores of fat, I won’t have to waste valuable study time by eating. I’ll put the time I save to good use re-reading class material, perfecting my outlines, and disguising myself as a sexy cable repairman to steal copies of exams and plant bugs in professors’ offices.

3 Responses to “Almost Forgot”

  1. Narkoleptik Says:

    Sounds like a foolproof plan to me.

    All hail the ‘08 Valedictorian!

  2. nobirth Says:

    You have it backward, don’t you? I thought you were guaranteed to put on weight at law school as you stuffed down delivery pizza studying all night. You better diet :P

  3. girlfriend Says:

    the thought of you being able to fatten up is just silly; it’s not going to happen. But you know, have fun eating all the ice cream and stuff that you want, wait you do that already…

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