Bad Glacier

I had a physical today–my first one in years. I had to see a new doctor. Apparently 22 is too old for a pediatrician. Who’da thunk it?

After the initial questioning, the doctor came in and complimented me on my “normal blood pressure and heart rate, straight back, clear nasal passages, stunning virility, and cute butt.” Hey, he’s the doctor. Who am I to argue? Then he brought the nurse in to check my blood sugar. It took them a few minutes hours, with the help of another three burly nurses, to restrain me, but eventually the tranquilizers took effect. They poked me with a huge needle (I swear it was a foot long), but I was strong. I only cried a little bit, and I played it off like my ‘Nam wound was acting up. They totally bought it.

So anyways, I’m healthy. And I get shots next Thursday. Hold me.

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