Bad Glacier

Hey kids, I’m ba–

What did you do to this place? The carpet is ruined! There’s a hole in the wall! And what happened to Grandma? Her urn was sitting on the mantel when I left, and now it’s gone!

What, did you think I just wouldn’t notice the trash bags full of cans and bottles? The broken mirror? The half-naked boy passed out in the closet?

I’m very disappointed in you kids. Go to your rooms until I can figure out a proper punishment.

And what is that smell?

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