Bad Glacier

It has recently come to my attention that I have a blog-twin. Just look–the evidence is overwhelming:

• We’re both 22, left-handed, and heading to HLS in the fall.
• We’re both blogging about it.
• We both like reading Kurt Vonnegut.
• We were both in a fraternity (not the same one, though).
• I read the Calvin and Hobbes 10th Anniversary Book on my recent vacation. T also read it recently.
• We both enjoyed the Unfogged law freestyles enough to post about it.
• Strong Bad.

See? It is obvious that we were separated at birth, and either I was immediately teleported to a hospital in Virginia or T moved to California sometime early in life. Oh, sure, it’s possible that this is just coincidence, but baby-teleportation is certainly a simpler explanation than the complex web of occurrences that would have been required to create another person my age with a similarly twisted sense of humor and greater dexterity with his left hand.

Occam’s Razor!

As you all know, there is always a good twin and an evil twin. We have agreed to settle this matter using Giant Battle Monsters. T threw down earlier today by summoning T Sinister, a giant, color-changing lizard with a ray gun and impressive stats (Strength: 12, Agility: 6, Intelligence: 4). In defense, I call forth Josh, a Giant Mecha-Dragon that can Fly, is Extremely Hydrophobic and Covered in Bumps and Nodules, and picks up Cars and Throws Them. He has 9 Strength, 12 Agility, and 8 Intelligence.

As you can see, T wins on strength, but is defeated by my bumpy mecha-dragon’s agility and intelligence. Burnination!

Unfortunately, I don’t know what this means. Did the powers of good conquer over evil, or does the evil twin rule the day, leaving the good twin self-righteous asshole to recover from his wounds in a musty cave, then to build up his skills in a training montage, ultimately leading to a rematch with his dastardly sibling?

I certainly don’t know.

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