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Quotes — The Comedic Understatements Edition

From Property: “People today are not big on testamentary freedom. If I held a rally today for testamentary freedom… [sounding resigned] …well, there wouldn’t be a great turnout. I will, though, if you all promise to come.”

Criminal Law [discussing Terry stop-and-frisks]: “It’s very bad police work to get shot by somebody.”

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2 Responses to “Quotes — The Comedic Understatements Edition”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    November 18th, 2005 at 9:09 pm

    And how can we forget the Squirrelephant?

  2. Josh Says:
    November 19th, 2005 at 10:21 am

    Gah! They’ve discovered us! To the escape hatch!

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