Bad Glacier

Okay. I just saw someone walk into the bathroom reading a study guide. Maybe Glannon, maybe not, but the same kind of thing. Softcover, fairly thick, non-intimidating cover. That’s not the point. The point is, he was reading it in the bathroom.

But here’s the bad part. He walks in, takes a standing pee, and walks out of the bathroom, still reading the book.

Seriously, what kind of serious legal scholar uses the restroom at this point in the year? Even the average students have been skipping showers and using chamber pots for weeks, and the gunners are now sporting IV drips and Depends. I’ve been living off of peanut butter, Triscuits, and salt since November, and I just finished memorizing the index I made for the collected works of Judge Posner. Y’know, just in case.

Moral: If you have to take restroom breaks, you’ve already lost.

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