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September 23, 2004
Fabulous Fetish Friday
Now I'm not usually one to make fun of or otherwise disparage someone's personal appearance, but I may have found the fetish that explains the popularity of Ashlee Simpson.
Work-safe? Hell, yeah. Proboscilicious? You bet. Peep this. Women with Big Noses.
I've linked to the FAQ because it's the best part. Too many words, not enough noses? Maybe, but if you want to see some serious schnozzes, there's plenty there, both real and imagined.
I have a question.
You LIKE to see a girl's nose grow? Are you serious? Wouldn't a female Pinocchio be a better girlfriend for you?
A. Yes, yes, and why, do you happen to know one? Taking a small amount of sexual pleasure in having some power over something or someone is neither aberrant nor uncommon in normal sexual behavior, especially where fetishes are concerned. Dominance/submissive role-play and sadism/masochism are well documented and relatively common fetishes. While our fetish is not so extreme, the reaction of shock/horror that a woman has when she sees that her nose has grown is sexually stimulating in the same sort of way.
Big nose lovin' is a rather practical fetish, though.
Q. So do you go out of your way to look at women's noses in public places?
A. Well, no more so than someone who likes to look at women's breasts or buttocks (which are also sexually attractive to us). But we do have a distinct advantage in this area. We can keep staring at the woman's feature of interest without having to take our eyes off of her face (oh, come on, all men do it...)
Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag. Before long women will be wearing little nose bras.
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Posted by Half-Cocked at September 23, 2004 06:40 PM