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December 12, 2004
Fun with Death Metal
I logged into Roadrunner Rhapsody to start looking for music what will best help me study for Evidence over the next three days and was overjoyed to discover that a significant portion of the Metal Blade back-catalog has been added.
Bands like Cannibal Corpse, Cradle of Filth, Goatwhore and Vomitory are definitely not making my Evidence Soundtrack to be sure. When I worked at a music store about a decade ago a fun pastime was reading the song titles of Metal Blade bands. I've now discovered that refreshing my memory of these songs is also a fun way not to study Evidence.
Here's a sampler:
Cannibal Corpse
"Puncture Wound Massacre""Orgasm Through Torture"
"Meat Hook Sodomy"
and who could ever forget this classic:
"Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's C*nt"
Vomitory
"The Corpsegrinder Experience""Gore Apocalypse"
"Autopsy Extravaganze"
"Chainsaw Surgery"
Six Feet Under
"Feasting on the Blood of the Insane""Mass Murder Rampage"
"Impulse to Disembowel"
"Cadaver Mutilator"
Cradle of Filth
These guys lean toward the gothy side of death metal so they're song titles, while not as graphic, are even funnier."Cruelty Brought Three Orchids"
"Lustmord and Wargasm II (The Relicking of Cadeverous Wounds)"
"Dark Phaerytales"
"A Gothic Romance (Red Roses for the Devil's Whore)"
"Painting Flowers White Never Suited my Palette"
"Creatures That Kissed in Cold Mirrors"
Anyway, if I don't post again, it's because I've killed and disemboweled several people and then myself.
Posted by Half-Cocked at December 12, 2004 04:43 PM
Comments
hey there -- saw your post about the metal blade catalogue being added to rhapsody, and noticed that you've been posting lists of what you've been listening to. i wanted to point out that rhapsody lets you blog playlists of your favorite songs. i run a blog, rhapsody rock school, that's devoted entirely to offering rhapsody playlists. you can check it out at http://rockschool.blogspot.com if you're interested. take it easy~
matt
Posted by: matt at December 12, 2004 06:47 PM