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January 20, 2005
Gayest Sponge Ever!!
Mr. Squarepants is considering a switch to buttless leather chaps now that the secret is out
Now that Spongebob has been exposed as gay propaganda, my secret fantasies of a Spongebob/Tinky Winky pile might come to fruition. If only Master Shake could be the Lucky Pierre.
Posted by Half-Cocked at January 20, 2005 08:56 PM
Comments
So you would prefer Master Shake to be Spongebob's constant source of allegedly non-sexual companionship and affection? I don't think he would stand for it.
Besides, Frylock is certainly the gayest of the Aquateens.
Posted by: Kevin at January 21, 2005 02:15 PM
yeah, frylock wears the leather gimp suit. master shake has the whiny voice down pat though!
brak's dad is pretty gay too, but maybe he's just european in a cuban sort of way.
Posted by: julee at January 21, 2005 03:32 PM
Hey, would you guys keep your reality out of my fantasy?
Posted by: Steve at January 21, 2005 07:27 PM
Only if you keep your peanut-butter out of my chocolate.
Posted by: kevin at January 22, 2005 01:36 PM