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January 14, 2005
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Alton Brown is my favorite Food Network personality by far. He's sensible, scientific, funny and a damn good cook. Plus, he knows the cast-iron skillet is the best way to prepare a rib-eye steak. However, I won't be able to watch him the same way after stumbling across this. Yes, that's right. It's erotic fan-fiction featuring Alton Brown. Don't read it if you like to eat food.
Posted by Half-Cocked at January 14, 2005 01:23 AM
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I love Alton Brown, but I've never written any erotic fan fiction involving him. Eww. That's just . . . eww.
Posted by: Fitz-Hume at January 14, 2005 01:33 PM
This might be the point where fan fiction has jumped the shark, but since jump the shark jumped the shark about a year ago...
Posted by: Steve at January 14, 2005 04:34 PM
Come the fuck on.. Alton Brown is good.. but Rachael Ray is da bomb yo! I recently found out a friend of a friend used to date her. I offered up the name of my first born if he could hook me up..
Posted by: musclehead at January 16, 2005 12:29 PM
I think she's married, Justin. And annoying. And anyway, isn't she a little thick for you?
Posted by: Steve at January 17, 2005 03:42 PM
I don't think she is married. And besides, I think she is better looking now than she was just a couple of years ago.
Oh, and Alton Brown is the best. Ever.
Posted by: E. McPan at January 17, 2005 05:40 PM
ok we came to a consensus last night that that piece of fan fiction is lame, and has nothing to do with what makes alton great.
from last night: it would be some sort of sex show, and W would be dressed in fetish wear...you get the picture...alton would open a drawer of items to "multitask" with. bring in an antropologist, and each episode would draw from some cinematic piece of wonder, only better than modern pr0n does, in a tasetful, completely geeky way.
they could bring the french chef guy when they have options on hairy girls on too...
Posted by: julee at January 20, 2005 11:49 AM
Julee, are you telling me you read the whole thing? And the sequel?
You gotta keep the food show in the picture, though. When you lose the food, you lose the Alton-ness. I wouldn't mind seeing W in fetish wear, though.
Posted by: Steve at January 20, 2005 11:11 PM
i didn't readit, got the synopsis from sarah. need to save the link so i can read it at home....late at night.
Posted by: julee at January 21, 2005 12:10 PM