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January 19, 2005

New Weight Loss Fad

The more I hear about the successful eating (no word on successful digesting) of the 6 lb. burger by the 100 lb. girl, Kate Stelnick, the more shocked, amazed and appalled I am.

Sure, it's one thing to devour 6% of your body-weight in ground beef in less than three hours, but what you don't hear in the advertised weight of the burger is that you have to eat about 5 lbs. of fixins and bun in addition to the colon-clogging clump.

That's 2 tomatoes, 2 onions, a head of lettuce, 1.5 lbs. of American cheese, a cup each of mayo, ketchup, mustard, relish and banana peppers, and the top and bottom buns which each look about the size of a loaf of french bread.

Between work and school today Jim Rome was talking about this on the radio and my thoughts of hitting a drive-thru for lunch almost instantly departed as I went from feeling hungry to feeling an incredible nauseous weight in my stomach.

New weight-loss plan: Listen to and/or read about cute little Kate Stolick gobbling greasy grey ground beef.

Posted by Half-Cocked at January 19, 2005 12:55 PM

Comments

That chick ain't got shit on my man Takeru Kobayashi. I didn't see or hear about Kate Stelnick using any innovative technique like "The Solomon Method."

Posted by: Kevin at January 19, 2005 07:34 PM

Kate'd just as soon devour Kobayashi-san whole as look at him.

Posted by: Steve at January 20, 2005 09:07 PM

>That chick ain't got shit on my man Takeru Kobayashi.

To be fair, Ms. Kobayashi is considered a speed eater and a volume eater of semi-smooth food. He did eat 69 Krystal Square Burgers in 8 minutes. But that was burgers which is semi-coarse food; and it was in the speed eating catagory. Ms. Stolick's accomplishment is in the MARATHON catagory of semi-coarse food.

You can't compare apples with oranges.

Posted by: Dik F. Liu at June 4, 2005 11:33 PM