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January 28, 2005
There are conspiracy theories...
And then there's this. According to Steve Lightfoot, John Lennon was assassinated by Stephen King under orders from Nixon and Reagan.
Sorry, dude, but the photos of Mark David Chapman and Stephen King don't look anything alike. Well, except for the fact that both guys have dark hair and wear glasses.
And anyway, Lennon was shot by Chapman under orders from the 10th reincarnation of Adam Weishaupt. Duh.
Posted by Half-Cocked at January 28, 2005 03:05 PM
Comments
HA!
The only thing that would make that more humorous would be if Nixon & Reagan gave King some sort of Hobson's Choice.
Posted by: Kevin at February 8, 2005 10:15 AM