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February 09, 2005
OOOOOO-klahoma!
After the last election I congratulated the state of Oklahoma for electing an out-and-out loon, Tom Coburn, to the United States Senate. It's nice to see being elected hasn't tempered his depraved insanity.
Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK), a new member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, was at last week's meeting on a bill restricting class-action suits. "You know," he said, "I immediately thought about silicone breast implants and the legal wrangling and the class-action suits off that. And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about slicone breast implants. If you have them, you're healthier than if you don't. That is what the ultimate science shows...In fact, there's no science that shows that silicone breast implants are detrimental and, in fact, they make you healthier."
I've already got my appointment with the plastic surgeon up 48th St. to make myself healthier. I can't wait to get my big titties.
Just in case you've forgotten, Tom Coburn was also the guy who proclaimed an epidemic of lesbianism in Oklahoma schools, stating that schools in the foothills of the Ozarks were only allowing girls to go to the bathroom one at a time due to their frantic muff-bumping.
Tom Coburn was an OB/GYN prior to being elected to the U.S. Senate by the drooling morons of Oklahoma. It's pretty obvious why he picked his career path.
Posted by Half-Cocked at February 9, 2005 03:56 PM
Comments
I think this post mandates that you photoblog your trip along the path to better health.
Coburn is such an idiot.
Have you seen the latest from the OK State? They want to classify as rape any sex between any college student younger than 21 and any employee or professor at the college.
Posted by: Fitz-Hume at February 10, 2005 11:21 AM
Fitz, I'm keepin' my bran' new DD's to myself.
Posted by: Steve at February 10, 2005 09:34 PM
Darn.
Posted by: Fitz-Hume at February 10, 2005 09:37 PM