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February 19, 2005
T-Bone!
Maybe I shoulda waited for my relaunch of Fetish Friday for this, but the revelation that Koko likes female breasts just couldn't wait.
The handlers, Nancy Alperin and Kendra Keller, claim that last summer, Patterson told them their job status would suffer if they did not indulge Koko's "nipple fetish."
On several occasions in May through June of last year, Patterson told Alperin that "exposing one's breasts to Koko was a normal component to developing a personal bond with the gorilla," the suit alleges.
Patterson pitched the idea to Koko, who she thought was getting "bored" with seeing Patterson's bosom, the lawsuit claimed. "You need to see new nipples," Patterson allegedly said.
Or maybe the zookeeper just wanted to start a new website. Gorillas with nipple fetishes is a growth area on the internet.
Posted by Half-Cocked at February 19, 2005 01:36 AM
Comments
Hasn't this woman learned that no man (or gorilla) is going to love us just because we exposed our breast to him. Maybe she's been spending too much time studying gorillas and not enough with real men.
Posted by: stag at February 19, 2005 09:01 AM
How does one say "Show me your tits!" in international sign language?
Posted by: Kevin at February 20, 2005 08:05 PM