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July 07, 2005
Gentlemen, start your bookies
It's getting close to mid-July and that means college football kicks off in a month or so. Getting your bookie-burning strategy in order early is key to having a good $eptember, off-the-charts October and a horn-o-plenty-o-cash in November. You can't go wrong with the free picks given out by this weblog.
Last season I was a documented 23-15-1 against the spread in college football. Throw away those hilarious SCORE! pamphlets, or at least tape them to your wall for future giggles. Come here on Thursdays for the real scoop and check back on Friday nights for some late releases which are bound to have you burning your bookie at the stake like a witch in Salem or least giving him the hotfoot, and as all relief pitchers know, the only thing funnier than the hotfoot is a shaving cream pie in the face.
Posted by Half-Cocked at July 7, 2005 10:38 PM
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