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July 17, 2005

Hijacking the Friday Spies

Just because I don't have anything else to post I'm going to answer the Friday Spies questions from the BTQ boys even though I've never been invited.

1. What time do you go to bed? What time do you wake up?

Right now I'm going to bed at 10 pm or so and getting up around 5 am. This is because I'm trying to get to work by 7:30 and also work out before leaving for work. It's not fun but the days fly by.

2. What do you want done to/with your body after you die?

I'd like it if I was given a nice dry rub of pepper, paprika, garlic, cumin, coriander and French sea salt, roasted on a spit and then eaten by all the mourners. I'm guessing people will be skittish about doing that, so I guess maybe filling my casket with explosives and blowing it up would be my second choice.

3. Describe your dream house.

The most important part of my dream house is that it would be completely off the grid. I'd have a huge array of solar panels for power and heat and an array of cisterns for gathering water. given how much it rains here I'd probably need some moisture evaporators, too, along with a droid that speaks the language of said evaporators. The house would be on an acreage surrounded by trees so no one could see it unless they knew the secret road to get in. Oh, and it'd be on a hill so it would be easier to defend.

4. Are you an excellent driver? Do you speed, or drive the speed
limit? Ever been ticketed?

I am an excellent driver. My one speeding ticket was disposed of via a class. I speed occasionally but I also know the speed traps and laugh at people getting caught in those as I drive by at 35 mph.

5. What is your favorite animal, mineral, and vegetable?

Favorite animal: pig. So delicious. Favorite mineral: potassium, for keeping away the horrible 3 am leg and foot cramps. Favorite vegetable: Asparagus in April and May when it's cheap. Turnips the rest of the time.

Posted by Half-Cocked at July 17, 2005 07:25 PM

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I had no idea you were interested. Send me an email and I'll add you to the mailing list, okay?

Posted by: Fitz-Hume at July 21, 2005 10:07 AM